The animations your character get’s are already predetermined, but you can tell me how they would these things!

The winner will be determined with a random number generator and gif evidence that I did not rig it. There will be no discrimination.

No clothes? No problem.

Things I am limited from doing:
Liquid coming from anywhere.
moving skin
dynamic lighting (all textures will be hand painted)

I will increase the number of winners if this get’s crazy high notes.