‘I Saw Mage Kissing Dashicorn’

I saw Magey kissing Dashicorn

Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
They thought I was drunk
Up in my bedroom passed out.

Then, I saw Magey tickle Dashicorn
Underneath her horn so brightly blue.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been, 
If Tumblrpon had only seen

Magey kissing Dashicorn last night!