It's time for Tumblrpon's newest classic Christmas carol!
‘I Saw Mage Kissing Dashicorn’
I saw Magey kissing Dashicorn
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn’t see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
They thought I was drunk
Up in my bedroom passed out.
Then, I saw Magey tickle Dashicorn
Underneath her horn so brightly blue.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Tumblrpon had only seen
Magey kissing Dashicorn last night!
Perfect.
I support this ship