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Yes folks, since the very beginning, Ask-Flutterschiavo was just a viral guerilla marketing campaign leading up to Nickelodeon’s reboot of the GAK franchise! All this time, it was building up to this Tumblr update, scheduled to coincide with MLP:FiM’s Season 3 double-episode premiere, in whose ad-breaks we strategically placed our product’s advertisements. We roped you in with the hilarity of comatose Fluttershy, then expertly steered the storyline into the “origins of life” thread so that it would lead into the emergence of green algae and segue nicely into our product. This entire story of Flutterschiavo et al, as well as all of the “asks” that were sent in (from fake accounts owned by us), were actually written last year by our marketing team, who are an exceptionally innovative group of men with soul patches, shaven heads, and hipster glasses. (Except for Sparkdax, whose suspicions were aroused and sent in this final “Ask”.) If you would like us to promote YOUR business or product with this kind of advertising, please contact us through My-Little-Mod-Blog Viral Advertising Solutions Incorporated.

So yeah! You can all go home now. But on the way, go and buy some GAK!

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Mind… blown…

For anyone unaware this story arc has been going on for months. Gak was re-released today. I need a rest, this was too much.