Flutterguy: but i have to get my ride home no
Frigid Drift: no just stay there
Frigid Drift: it'll beokay
Frigid Drift: live with the animals and nature
Frigid Drift: become one with the Earth
Frigid Drift: find some cool hobo friends
Frigid Drift: then when the time is right, hitchhike across amurrica to your new home in Washington
Frigid Drift: there you will meet the Big Grizzly, who was trained in Aikido
Frigid Drift: he will show you the path to becoming a true Jedi Knight
Flutterguy: hahaa
Flutterguy: sounds good to me
Frigid Drift: then, find the path through the winding forest of rolly polly gumdrops
Frigid Drift: that will lead you to the North Pole, where you'll learn the traits of Elves and become a mage
Frigid Drift: stay on that course for 700 years while you generate enough magic to learn levitation
Frigid Drift: then return to Big Grizzly, only this time, darkness will have consumed his soul
Frigid Drift: destroy Big Grizzly and return to the magical land of Ohio, where you will take the Family Oath
Frigid Drift: with your new appearence, blend in with your neighbors and soon you will attain victory
Frigid Drift: then I guess you can just play Skullgirls or something
Frigid Drift: abloo
Flutterguy: hai
Frigid Drift: no
Frigid Drift: nope
Frigid Drift: nuh
Frigid Drift: not until you fight Big Grizzly
Flutterguy: ffine
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