Frigid Drift: at least you've been able to maintain your secret identity
Frigid Drift: I know you're really superman
Frigid Drift: and your real name's Jared
Frigid Drift: Jared Vancaugh
Frigid Drift: the Irish dictator of 20X6
Frigid Drift: you used your x-ray vision to obtain large amounts of Irish Kryptonite
Kinkie Pie: no im too gay for that
Frigid Drift: orite
Frigid Drift: at least people dont think you were born with a double chin thing
Kinkie Pie: lol
Frigid Drift: and at least your parents didnt donate half of your double chin thing to charity
Frigid Drift: with an applesack
Frigid Drift: and at least the applesack your parents threw you into wasn't made of Kryptonite, your biggest weakness
Frigid Drift: AND you werent forced to do circus acts with a monkey named Zaboo
Frigid Drift: JUST TO EARN A CENT
Frigid Drift: A FRIGGIN CENT
Frigid Drift: FOR BERAD
Frigid Drift: TO FEED THE ORPHANS
Frigid Drift: AND AT LEAST THE TOWN DIDNT CALL YOU "STREET RAT"
Frigid Drift: friggin
Frigid Drift: you think you're lucky?
Frigid Drift: you smug sunova... ya big sausage!
Frigid Drift: friggin, at least your dad didnt die when your uncle threw him off a cliff
Frigid Drift: leaving you alone to seek revenge in the jungle
Frigid Drift: being raised by a warthog and a merecat
Frigid Drift: you think you're all that?
Frigid Drift: tough guy?
Frigid Drift: more like, softy
Frigid Drift: you softy... you sicken me
Frigid Drift: have twenty bucks
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