ask-luminus:

askwaterdroplily:

Dear ______,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 

Love, 
_______________ 

(P.S. ______________.)

DO IT NOW 

Dear Zeekey H-bomb,

I own you. You have a nice toenail. You make me pasta everyday. You 

should get a haircut you hippie. Someday I will probably get a piercing. You + me = two people. 

If I saw you now I’d run away screaming, then get my glasses. I want to find a new you. I 

would build a cake just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Best Day Ever from Spongebob Squarepants. 

We could set up some telescopes under the stars. 

Love, 
Paulie Penguin (aka Figi Dirf) 

(P.S. this is where I’d put my PS… IF I HAD ONE!!!.)